January 2010
VIP. Open Bar. One of my best friends.
Life is grand.
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formspring.me
Ive had the hugest crush on ya for like two months now. But ya live so faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar away One day Ill meet ya though Im determined yesh yesh yesh! Considering this is the last FS I will check in the year… thank you. Thank you so much. We’ll work out meeting up in 2010,...
Jan 1st
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MY LAST POST OF 2009
christianftw: You guys are amazing. Im so glad I signed up for this website. I made a whole bunch of new friends and met some pretty cool people in the process. These are my favorite tumblrs and some of the coolest people ill know. (no particular order) andiwonder dearestdavy comeclosermylove ohhelloliz deadskinontrial douche-bag-dijaa morenasmalls werethewildthingsare ...
Jan 1st
Fuck that.
I’m drinking until I throw up.
Jan 1st
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that question just sounds inappropriate, what can i do you for -eyebrow wiggle- Interesting how switching two words creates a completely different connotation. I was going for that. :) oh if i would’ve met you in the winter..love love love Eh. Winter. Better to meet me in the spring or winter. Make a audio post when ya get drunk...
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
Didn't make the list.
But I can’t help but feel I’ve made a bit of an impact during my time here. Then again, according to smidgets, I’m slightly cocky. :)
Jan 1st
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formspring.me
What can I do you for? http://formspring.me/shotgunnoblitz
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What you heard?
Fuck it.
Jan 1st
December 2009
Tumblr.com '09: What I've learned.
solaravada: 1. This is the best site that I have ever spent a part of my life on. 2. There are actual bloggers on this website. But shh, they’re supposed to be a secret. 3. Photos get more reblogs and likes than Text posts. Forever. 4. When you reblog, saying “THIS.” and “Oh My God” are two appropriate responses. 5. Tumblarity is a fickle whore that will let you fuck her good, but won’t let...
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A female praying mantis eats the head of the male...
What a way to go.
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If a guy has sex with a prostitute while she is...
Is that rape or shoplifting?
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Josh…how do you like your eggs in the morning? Or do you prefer pancakes/waffles??? I can’t eat eggs without bacon or sausage, but I like mine scambled with cheese. I love french toast. What can I do you for?
Dec 31st
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Death is not the biggest fear we have... our...
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"Whatever we worship, short of God, is sure to be...
(via arturomadrid)
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love me when i least deserve it , cause that's...
(via awesomewithabaseballbat) <3
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junglejustine: Sometimes I just want to have sex. If that makes me a slut, well then, fine. I’m a big fat slut. I have needs. My vagina and estrogen doesn’t have an off switch although at times, I wish it did. If I think a guy is good looking but don’t see myself marrying him, I’ll probably have sex. And I’ll be happy I did because sex is blissful. Honesty. One of the most attractive virtues...
Dec 31st
Josh Shotgun-
a-panda-girl: Yeah I’m pretty open with what I want to say, cause if I didn’t let it out, it would probably kill me. But if you ever want to talk about anything, you know where to find me. :) I usually don’t talk about things that bother me. In real life or Tumblr. Sometimes I don’t want to, sometimes I don’t know how. It’s not like I don’t know how to handle...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
Wait one gotdamn second.
It’s snowing. I’m at work pissing off my co-workers some more. It’s snowing. One of my closest friends is sleeping in the queen-sized bed my grandparents prepared for his visit. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. I didn’t even need to COME to this shit because my direct deposit was already set up. I’m setting my garbage can on fire.
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I'm watching Zombieland
oscarthegrouch: How this kid just shoot Bill Murray?! Son… I coughed popcorn all over the dude in front of me when that happened.
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Dec 31st
FACT: Sometimes I wish I was a fat, BLACK and ugly...
modistycariess: shotgunnoblitz: modistycariess: shotgunnoblitz: modistycariess: (via shotgunnoblitz) WHAT? WHY? Biggie and his “I don’t give a fuck, I will do me and you’re gonna like it” attitude. You can’t help but notice and respect that. I wanna be New Poppa lol. You can have that same attitude being YOU! lol Nope. Not the same. There’s something about having that attitude...
Dec 31st
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FACT: I'm smedium and slightly cocky.
ROFL. Thanks smidgets.
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FACT: Sometimes I wish I was a fat, BLACK and ugly...
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A freak is for the night. A lady is for a...
Though freaks sometimes channel women like Lifetime.
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Understand I could never be your man. Though I can...
On the other hand… I’d love to feel your ass. But you contaminated so you need to find a Plan B.
Dec 31st
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House or Doogie Howser
philotex: Who’s the better doctor? C’mon son. Doogie is apart of my childhood, we grew up together. Of course… it turns out he really wasn’t interested in girls… House is one of my role models now. I can’t compare the two.
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