dudes have no respect for themselves these days…..
“OH THAT BITCH DID ME DIRTY, IM GONNA SHOW THE WORLD HER NUDIES!”
shit makes you seem like a bitter housewife that`s 1 step away from cutting a dick off…..
untuck your dick from your shit spitter and go get you some new pussy.
(via rapeosexual)
he takes a breather…
collects his thoughts…
goes and gets some more pussy.
when….
WHEN have you ever heard a nigga utter the words
“yo man these bitches aint shit, i think imma try suckin some dick for awhile because dudes know what other dudes like”
She gets into the cab and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring. He replies, “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you.”
She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me,” the cab driver says reluctantly.
She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that: number 1, you have to be single; and number 2, you must be Catholic.”
The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes! I’m single and Catholic!”
“OK,” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
“My dear child,” said the nun. “Why are you crying?”
“Forgive me, but I’ve sinned. I lied. I must confess: I’m married and I’m Jewish.”
The nun says, “That’s okay: my name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.”
Guess who’s never going to get his prostate checked?
What’s up with the nigga obsession of exposing your ass to the general public?
Yeah…
I’m going to put that on my list of awkward ass rap lyrics, along with:
And… of course:
