Section 80 Report (2011 Wrap Up)

This was a tough one to handle honestly. Who mattered, who didn’t (to us), and how could they go together? What was important, what was news, and what was funny? I think we did a good job on this video… but we do apologize for the blurry part at the end… and I don’t apologize for wearing my lion hat.

You will not miss the 18 minutes of your life watching this video!

Hear Us Media presents The Section 80 Report! This is our 2011 Wrap Up. We did it a little differently this time. Instead of talking about different events that happened, we talked about people who mad some kind of impact this year. The categories are:

• Enemies of the State
• Douchebags
• Trifling Ass Wominz
• Nigga Please
• HNIC (Head Niggas In Charge)
• Rest In Piece

Directed by: Marvin Hodelin of SimplyDop3 Productions

Music by: BlackMuzik Productions, “A Conglomerate Intro” (Intro by Kendrick Lamar, “Chapter 10”)

Our coverage of the Libyan Revolution had to be my most favorite part. Somewhat insightful and mildly disrespectful.

We’re here to bring news from a new perspective: young, Black men that are constantly conditioned to believe we’re a danger to society. We want to keep our peers informed… but you can’t honestly expect us to give a fuck the way the rest of world does, can you? 

Section 80 Report (October)

Topics are:

• Harold Camping’s 10/21/11 Rapture Prediction 
• Libyan Revolution Ends: Muammar Gaddafi Killed 
• Jerry Sandusky’s Sexual Assault Charge 
• Rick Ross Suffers a Seizure… Or Two 
• Herman Cain’s Presidential Candidacy 
• Kim Kardashian’s 72-Day Long Marriage 
• R.I.P. Steve Jobs 

Directed by: Marvin Hodelin of Simplydop3 Productions

Music by: BlackMuzik Productions, “A Conglomerate Intro” (Intro by Kendrick Lamar, “Chapter 10”)

elonjames:

#HermanCainAsDrake

Oh the tears.

The Federal tax code is an overgrown monster. A dorky, mechanical monster held together with a bunch of tattered red tape and driven around by squirrely bureaucrats. The scary part is that we’ve been slaves to something this ridiculous as long as we have.

What would happen if we ‘scrapped’ all 82,000 pages of the current tax code, and started over? For far too long, we’ve been the hapless victims of a monstrously dysfunctional tax code. Find out how Herman Cain’s “9-9-9 Plan” can slay the Tax Monster!

I really want Herman Cain to win the 2012 Presidential Election because I’m curious to see how much he can fuck the United States.

Section 80 Report (October… yeah we’re late)

Marvin Hodelin and Saul Goodman return for the second installment of the Section 80 report, with a special appearance from Hannibal King.

Topics are:

• Harold Camping’s 10/21/11 Rapture Prediction 
• Libyan Revolution Ends: Muammar Gaddafi Killed 
• Jerry Sandusky’s Sexual Assault Charge 
• Rick Ross Suffers a Seizure… Or Two 
• Herman Cain’s Presidential Candidacy 
• Kim Kardashian’s 72-Day Long Marriage 
• R.I.P. Steve Jobs 

Directed by: Marvin Hodelin of Simplydop3 Productions

Music by: BlackMuzik Productions, “A Conglomerate Intro” (Intro by Kendrick Lamar, “Chapter 10”)

I would vote Dave Chappelle for President wayyy before Herman Cain.

Herman Cain’s Campaign Promises with Mike Tyson

Because the Tea Party loves crazy, more than they hate Black.