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Title: Go The F--k To Sleep Artist: Samuel L. Jackson 117,366 plays

Go The Fuck To Sleep

Written by Adam Mansbach

Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

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Anyone who disgraces the most holy name of Samuel “Luxurious and Lovely” Leroy Jackson will be disemboweled and decapitated by the sound of his voice alone.

misterfelder:

Don’t come up in this palace with all that bullshit.

corykins:

Its 11:30 you were suppose to be there at 9

“Shid, i’ll be rea-“

You’re always late, you were late for you own funeral.

My favorite Samuel L. Jackson role.

pseudolove:

like he’d be peaceful enough for that shit…

“I’M TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING TREES ON MY MOTHERFUCKING CANVAS.”

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tommyoliver:

realitylapse:

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THIS!!!!

tommyoliver:

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suicideblonde:

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ezekiel 25:17